The HTML Blues

Blogger templates suck! And, I used to have a cool one set up but I can't remember how I did it and I want a new one and it has to be watery-oceany-fishy with maybe some sharks and coral and stuff, but Oh Crap! this is frustrating and i'm not gonna PAY to have someone set up a silly template 'cause this is just a drunken hobby and ... Damn!